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11th-Aug-2008 11:00 pm
Om nom nom.
There is a very big robot sitting in the Nexus. Metaphysically big. To a casual viewer he seems to be a regular sort of size, but you're left with the uneasy feeling that he's far larger than he seems. More than meets the eye, one might say if one wanted to be horribly, horribly cliche.

Unicron is lounging on a makeshift metal throne with one leg up over the arm and his skeletal wings loosely arranged over the back. Around one dark metal claw is wrapped the string of a brightly colored yo-yo, which bobs up and down ask he talks.

"So, say you've been away for a while," Unicron asks, and even his voice seems to resonate throughout his listeners' bodies. But in a polite way. "And in your absence, your...little brother or easily mocked friend, take your pick, has been quite a busy little creature. Upon your return, what methods would you use to annoy him out of his state of complacency?"
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12th-Aug-2008 03:55 am (UTC)
Tiny little living doll watches the yo yo go up and down up and down, and then....

She pounces!

WEEEE! A little holoscreen pops up behind her head and proclaims.
12th-Aug-2008 03:57 am (UTC)
Unicron actually starts at this and breaks the rhythm of his yo-yoing. "What in the..."
12th-Aug-2008 04:03 am (UTC)
HMMMMM? She looks at him from where she's now swinging on the toy.
12th-Aug-2008 04:04 am (UTC)
The giant robot peers at her curiously and holds his hand up, the yo-yo rewinding itself and bringing her up to eye level. "And what might you be?"
12th-Aug-2008 04:11 am (UTC)
A DOLL The words march matter of factly across her screen as her tiny eyes look back at him calmly.
12th-Aug-2008 04:14 am (UTC)
"Ah. A...overly sentient drone, then?" Unicron shakes the yo-yo again, just enough to make her sway.
12th-Aug-2008 04:19 am (UTC)
NOPE. I'M ALIVE! WEEEEEEE! Her teeny hands go up and she causes it to twirl with the swaying.
12th-Aug-2008 04:22 am (UTC)
"The two aren't mutually exclusive." He spins the yo-yo around in a circle, already looking bored with her antics.
12th-Aug-2008 04:26 am (UTC)
Aaaand it's about at that time that the little wingless horse nearly flies into his right optic.
12th-Aug-2008 04:28 am (UTC)
Unicron dodges gracefully (for a Unicron) and then turns to look curiously at him.
12th-Aug-2008 05:07 am (UTC)
The little creature is gleefully dazzled by the light of the big being's optic, and gives a little whinny as he makes another pass at it.

Strawbaby, meanwhile, is not amused. STUPID HORSE. STOP THAT! HE'S PLAYING WITH THE SWINGY THING!
13th-Aug-2008 12:41 am (UTC)
Unicron narrows his optics, then reaches up to pluck the horse out of the air.
13th-Aug-2008 12:56 am (UTC)
The little yellow being dodges and swoops down to sit on a nearby table with a little mocking head toss. Hah, somebody trying to catch him!
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