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There is a May crawling the Nexus walls. Nothing extraordinary about… 
14th-Dec-2008 07:17 pm
Spidey-sense.
There is a May crawling the Nexus walls. Nothing extraordinary about this, really, although the box of decorations she's carrying are new. She hums as she hangs things up around the Nexus - stockings, wreaths, mistletoe, ornaments - before leaping down to ask a question.

Landing right under the mistletoe.

"Nexus, what's your favorite holiday decoration? I really like orna-"

She tries to take a step forward. And fails, falling on her butt. "Whoa, ow! Anyway, like I was saying, I like orname-" She tries, and falls, again. Then she looks up at the mistletoe. "...oh no. I swear I didn't know it was... I think I'm stuck."

And she has a horrible feeling there's only one way to get free. "A little help here?" She winces. "A kiss, maybe?"

((Mistletoe LOL, click here for details. I'm going to bed, but you crazy people keep having fun with the mistletoe!))
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15th-Dec-2008 01:44 am (UTC)
"Ooh, kisses!"

May, have a deranged killer who acts like a five-year-old.

"Hi there!"
15th-Dec-2008 01:52 am (UTC)
"...yeah. Kisses. Hi." For some reason, May doesn't look happy about this. At all.
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15th-Dec-2008 01:45 am (UTC)
"Not until you Spidey's start cleaning up after yourselves. Seriously, I keep finding webbing in weird places." May, meet your hometown.
15th-Dec-2008 01:53 am (UTC)
"It dissolves after an hour! It's got to stay long enough for the police to- wait, why would you keep finding webbing in weird places?" Not that it would surprise her to find out she has some weird webbing-collecting fan...
15th-Dec-2008 01:49 am (UTC) - Oh, this can only end well.
Have an Altalita, May. "Hmmm, a kiss, eh?"
15th-Dec-2008 01:55 am (UTC) - Of course, only a good ending here.
Have a blushing May, Altalita! Oh yes, she remembers last time. (How could she forget?) "Ummmm, well I don't know if it'll work, but this is the Nexus so it's probably the only way to..."
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15th-Dec-2008 01:57 am (UTC)
Metody was heading to get another coffee, but this is certainly enough to divert him. He pauses, smiling, his dozens of decorated bone creatures leaping and clicking around him.

"...really?"

Fucking score. Thankyou, Nexus!
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15th-Dec-2008 01:58 am (UTC)
"Ack! What the..." She goes off into a tirade of Old Slavonic obscenities involving Murphy's Law, someone's grandmother, and a goat as she finds her purple-sneakered feet stuck in place.

Then she slowly looks up, and sees the mistletoe.

A look of abject horror crosses her face. Oh holy crap! I should have known better than to even leave my house after December tenth!
15th-Dec-2008 03:32 am (UTC)
"Excuse me, ma'am...Danica, wasn't it?" Luc asks politely.
15th-Dec-2008 02:00 am (UTC)
So, really, let's all pretend Allistar wasn't watching the feeds and rushed right into the Nexus proper when he realized May was both stuck and needed kissing to be freed. Because he didn't. No one else better have kissed her though or heads might roll. Or he might pout. It's hard to gauge.

He smiles a little nervously and runs a hand through his hair to look slightly more presentable. "So uhm. I...uh. Heard. You need help." Because he was totally here and all and oh shit, are his pants zipped up? Oh thank god, they are, but his shoes are only half on and he looks a little like he just fell out of bed.

Allistar is...kind of a ho.

Edited at 2008-12-15 02:02 am (UTC)
15th-Dec-2008 02:09 am (UTC)
"Just checking and all, but are you stuck, too, Allistar?" Concerned Pat is concerned.
15th-Dec-2008 02:01 am (UTC)
Of course, we have one Ms. Fennix just passing through.

....

Until she discovers she can't leave the vicinity of the mistletoe.

"...What on.."

"...Oh verdammt."
15th-Dec-2008 02:52 am (UTC)
Freshly freed, Metody bounds over, his creatures clattering and dancing around him.

"Hey, Bella!"
15th-Dec-2008 02:01 am (UTC)
Whoah--costume hero in distress? Daimon hurries over...and then her request registers.

"Wait, what?" Cue red ears.

Uhm...wait. The whole mistletoe thing doesn't require a kiss on the face anyway. That's never said. Or at least it's worth trying.

"Um, all right, give me your hand...."
15th-Dec-2008 02:04 am (UTC)
"Sorry, sweetheart. Wasn't built with lips."
15th-Dec-2008 02:11 am (UTC)
Reilly Tyne looks up at his cousin and sighs. "I told that was a bad idea, May!" He shouts up at her, turning to walk away... and, of course, finding he can't move either.

Reilly looks glares at his feet. "No," he tells them, and tries to get away.

He'll be trying for quite a while.
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15th-Dec-2008 02:11 am (UTC)
Ned finds his feet quite uncooperative.

This makes him quite angry, though he doesn't yell or shout or any of the sort. He instead crosses his arms across his chest and looks annoyed. He does keep trying to move his feet, experimentally, every so often. He's just assuming that it's the fault of those little plants up there, which will thus be receiving his wrath once he can move.
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15th-Dec-2008 02:19 am (UTC)
This is, of course, where the Doctor wanders blithely in.

"Mistletoe? Excellent, we're running low. This should keep us lycanthroform-free for years!"

And he manages to pluck a sizeable handful from a Nexus doorway (even if it does grow right back) before realising... he's stuck. Very stuck.

"Oh, no...."
15th-Dec-2008 02:33 am (UTC)
Now why does he look familiar?

...probably an anomaly.


"Oh hullo, crumpet, get caught, did we?" Miriam breezes past; light one-armed hug, kiss on the cheek and she steps away with an arch little smile, cane tapping once on the floor. "There we are. Now what's your story?"
15th-Dec-2008 02:38 am (UTC)
Victor was busy studying for exams, and because of this she neither heard May nor saw the mistletoe. But she did realize when she couldn't walk forward anymore. She looked up from her chemistry textbook and checked her feet to make sure she didn't step in interdimensional chewing gum. "Er. What?"
15th-Dec-2008 03:41 am (UTC)
Daimon is still trying to figure out what's going on. "You all right over there?"
15th-Dec-2008 02:45 am (UTC)
Alexa laughs her ass off.

...I mean. Feels terribly sorry for May and... yes. "See? This will teach you to try to get in the holiday spirit!" She tries to contain her laughter, really. Really.
15th-Dec-2008 03:05 am (UTC)
If May wasn't so busy trying kiss help the many cute guys people caught under the mistletoe, she'd be shaking her fist at Alexa right now. As it is, though, she manages about half a shake before getting caught and crashing to the ground yet again.
15th-Dec-2008 03:07 am (UTC)
Ash isn't even paying attention to where he's going, he's so intent on getting his Christmas shopping done. He's even got a duffel full of stuff slung on one shoulder.

He's ticking off names on his list when he suddenly finds himself stuck under a sprig of mistletoe. He attempts to keep walking - which doesn't work and in fact almost leads to him losing his bag - then glares hatefully up at the item that's so obviously trapped him. Sadly it's just out of reach and he can't tear it down and rip it to small pieces.

"Oh horsefeathers," he mutters grumpily.
15th-Dec-2008 03:29 am (UTC)
"Excuses me, Ash, is this mistletoe bothering you?" Luc asks politely.
15th-Dec-2008 03:18 am (UTC)
Enzan just came here to laugh at May. Really.

This was very aggrevating.
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15th-Dec-2008 04:00 am (UTC)
Akihiko walks into the Nexus, looking around. "Hey, looks pretty good around-" His words stop when his feet do, and he tries to get his feet off the floor to no avail. Finally he looks directly up. "The hell is this?"
15th-Dec-2008 04:08 am (UTC)
So far, Mitsuru has managed to avoid the mistletoe, although she is enjoying the decorations. So much that she almost collides with someone, and only manages to avoid it with a well placed side stepped.

"Ah, I'm terribly sorry-" Then she catches just who she almost ran into. "...Akihiko?"
15th-Dec-2008 04:12 am (UTC)
Phoenix stands around, a look of a mixture of resignation and annoyance on his face. That'll learn him to not look up when he walks in the Nexus. Now he's stuck. Under mistletoe.

It'd be an idiot who didn't realize what the cure for THIS was.

He taps his foot, waiting for someone to come along and get the embarrassment over with.
15th-Dec-2008 04:20 am (UTC)
And a ways over there, we have an Ichimonji. He'll just content himself with pointing and laughing for now.

...And subtly hiding the kids with him behind his motorcycle.
15th-Dec-2008 04:14 am (UTC)
Mantis is going to kill you, May Parker. Kill you.

Or he will hover in this one spot for a while, glaring flaming murder-daggers at anyone who even vaguely looks like they might be thinking about approaching. Will he be stuck here for all eternity? Perhaps.
15th-Dec-2008 05:55 am (UTC)
Metody glances to the bone creatures that surround him, making sure that they still aren't succeeding in attacking each other.

"Um. Hi there. I could free you if you give me your hand..?"

Because there is no freaking way he's going to try to kiss the cheek of someone that angry looking. Yeesh.
15th-Dec-2008 04:50 am (UTC)
See? This is why Hall never comes into the Nexus. Wherever he goes, terrible things seem to follow.

Help?
15th-Dec-2008 06:13 am (UTC)
If he doesn't mind help in the form of a slender blue-eyed man in a large coat, then Mal's paused to look at the area with something between curiosity and distress.

"What happened?"
15th-Dec-2008 05:25 am (UTC)
Mohinder has been watching her from a distance, comparing her Spideypowers to his own, but unfortunately he's not close enough to realize why she's stuck under the mistletoe until it's too late and he finds himself firmly rooted to the floor too.

He hisses and flails. How is he supposed to get home now? Nobody will ever want to kiss him! He's all scaly!

(The scales aren't that bad. Most of them are covered up by the labcoat.)
15th-Dec-2008 06:10 am (UTC)
What MoMo needs is someone used to strange features on a body. So what comes striding by but a pretty blond in a kilt and high heels and oh yeah, fox tail and ears. "Need a hand, handsome?" he asks--and yes, the voice will reveal that despite the androgyny and the skirt and the heels, Lin's definitely male.

He doesn't mind, right?
15th-Dec-2008 05:28 am (UTC)
People stuck? INSPECTION!

Clomp. Clomp. Clo-and a bounce.

"...You're joking."
15th-Dec-2008 06:20 am (UTC)
"Hi, Makoto."

Best. Rescue Patrol. Ever.
15th-Dec-2008 06:24 am (UTC)
Jacob, the celibate-by-choice-no-really empath (hah see how long that'll last) is bouncing along his merry, innocent way when he falls over.

...Owmyface
D:
15th-Dec-2008 06:27 am (UTC)
Bhaal, who had been ever-so-helpful to Metody...
stands back and kind of just starts snickering.

What, he's evil, his cackle is awesome.
15th-Dec-2008 08:39 am (UTC)
Fish, looking very much like he just staggered out of bed to get a drink, which he may have done, given the sleep-head and the take-out cup and all... Fish is standing here now, rendered immobile by some festive crap dangling above. He squints. He squints up at the crap. He squints around at everybody kissing everybody. He makes a subtle, yet fussy face and sips from his beverage. Squintily.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Edited at 2008-12-15 08:41 am (UTC)
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