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Here's Something We Haven't Seen In A While... 
3rd-Jun-2009 11:24 pm
Nexus Couch!
Captain John's here to sleep on a Nexus couch! Seems he has nowhere to sleep so here he is, he's even got a blanket and everything!

He's tucking himself in and then looks thoughtful. "So I hear you shouldn't sleep here unless you want to get LOL'd to death. So what's the worst LOL you've ever encountered...and how'd you encounter it...inquirying minds and all?"
3rd-Jun-2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
"I don't know too much about about this LOL business but my husband got turned into a Panda once by magicians, if that counts."

She sits on the arm of the couch at his feet. She's in the armor today, although she's unlatching the helmet as she talks.

"Also I met a guy the other day who said he got LOL'd into a woman's body and then stuck that way cause he got knocked up."

Edited at 2009-06-03 09:38 pm (UTC)
3rd-Jun-2009 09:45 pm (UTC)
John likes the armour! Very chic! He gives her a grin.

"A panda...the cool Giant ones? Or those lame little red ones?"

He raises an eyebrow at her second comment. "I think I know that guy! Kage, right?"
3rd-Jun-2009 09:56 pm (UTC)
"Giiiiiant Panda. Panda the size of my effin desk Panda."

She has a very big desk for such a small lady. She's important like that. (Not that she looks all that small in the armour though, the rocket boots add at least 4 inches.)

"And yeah, that's the one. I got turned into a guy once myself but that was sort of awesome."

She gets the helmet all the way off. Her hair is kind of ruffled up and damp messy with sweat, but her mascara? Totally in place. Waterproof for the win.

Edited at 2009-06-03 09:57 pm (UTC)
3rd-Jun-2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
John has no idea how big Toni's desk is, but he'll assume it big.

He giggles. "It's fun, isn't it? Kage let me use the bracelet for about six seconds. Now if I want to see female me I just go to Joan."
4th-Jun-2009 12:06 am (UTC)
Toni grins a little, working on taking off her gauntlets now.

"I was stuck for a ten days and it was fantastic, though that was mostly cause my husband got switched too and he's a FOX as a chick. Only lousy part was that I couldn't wear the suit. I was a foot taller and about 40 pounds heavier as a guy so no way I could squeeze into it."

Edited at 2009-06-04 12:30 am (UTC)
4th-Jun-2009 04:34 am (UTC)
John laughs. "Never considered that! When I turned female everything still fit fine!"

"But ten days what did you think about how the other half live?"
4th-Jun-2009 04:40 am (UTC)
"I was tall for once so it got automatic bonus points there, but my general consensus is that standing up to pee is awesome and everything else is 'meh'."

She works one glove off, flexing her fingers and looking a little contemplative.

"I mean, it was fun to be a bit bigger and stronger and to do dirty things to my man-wife, but I missed high heels and lipstick and getting my way with a show of cleavage way too much to ever want to stay male. I'm not always very ladylike, but I put on the appearance of a lady for my own benefit quite a bit and there is pretty much NO way to sway your hips enticingly as a man without it looking stupid."

Edited at 2009-06-04 04:43 am (UTC)
4th-Jun-2009 08:36 am (UTC)
"Oi! I beg to differ!" John shakes his head and he'll throw off his blanket get to his feet and demonstrate. For John is the king of the sexy walk, hip swaying and everything!

He does a little twirl. "See! You just gotta know how to work it!"
4th-Jun-2009 08:22 pm (UTC)
Toni puts the hand with the gauntlet up to her mouth, giggling just a bit.

"Oh sweetie no, that's more of a swagger. I'm talking about a real SASHAY of a hip-swaying kind of thing."

She looks down at the battle suit she's still mostly encased in, groping for a panic button of sorts on the side of the suit. When she finds it the front pops open in several pieces like someone took a rib-spreader to the chest-plate and torso. Then she starts trying to get her arms out of the mechanical sleeves.

"Here, help me out of this thing and I'll show you what I'm talking about."

So she's dressed in skintight neoprene underneath the armor. Whatever.
4th-Jun-2009 09:51 pm (UTC)
Well damn...that's a sight! John's on his best behaviour as of late, but yeah, he's had a rough evening and the lady is asking for help!

So over he goes to assist, although he's never seen a suit quite like this, even in the far flung future.

So he has to ask. "Where'd you get it? S'niiiice."
4th-Jun-2009 11:22 pm (UTC)
"I built it, in a cave with a bunch of disassembled missile parts. Well, the first prototype anyway. This is the, what... tenth major upgrade? It's obviously a little more polished by now." She grins, all pride, as she finally frees her right arm from the shoulder joint. The left is easier with more leverage.

Then she straightens her knees and locks the leg supports, deflating the inner air-bladders that keep her body from slamming against the metal chassis too much. She makes sure the footing is solid, then plants her hands on the front of the suit's waist and lifts her hips out, legs working their way after.

She plants a hand on John's shoulder for balance and hops to the floor finally. The fireproof wetsuit sticks to her like it was painted on. The glowing blue power source for the suit is still planted in her chest. She undoes the zipper at the shoulder of the suit to let herself breathe a little easier.

"Now then. Sashaying." A pause. "Shit, should have worn some heels."
5th-Jun-2009 12:49 am (UTC)
Hmmm yes, definitely in the danger zone! John is showing remarkable restraint here! That may be because he's rather fascinated with the suit...it looks very handy indeed! And adds four inches of height!

"Well that'd make you more talented than the Time Agency," he grins at her...he can enjoy the view right?

As for heels? Say no more! John has quite the skill at getting the Nexus to bring forth what he wants.

"What size are you?"
5th-Jun-2009 01:06 am (UTC)
She blinks, a bit baffled.

"Err, North American I'm a ladies five and a half. European size 3." She smirks, propping one hand on her hip. "I have a fondness for Manolo Blahnik and Louboutin, if it matters."
5th-Jun-2009 01:21 am (UTC)
John has no idea about the designers, but he'll reach under his couch and produce a relatively nice pair of European size 3 black stilletos.

"Ta-da! Let it never be said I'm not a giver," he presents them to her with a flourish.
5th-Jun-2009 02:11 am (UTC)
"How the hell did you DO that?"

Not that she cares THAT much. SHOES! She sits down on the couch and gets her feet out of their water-shoe like covers, wriggling her toes and brushing her foot off before she slips the stilettos on. Shit those fit nice.

She stands up in them, wiggling a little for balance - her and five inch heels haven't met in a while but... - then she picks herself up to her full height and does an experimental walk of a few feet away and back, falling into her standard 'sashay' in the process. It's a lot more dainty and hip-motion than John's whole swagger thing.

"There, more like that. And these are AWESOME by the way!"
5th-Jun-2009 02:56 am (UTC)
John grins broadly. "Well, the first time I came here someone told me the Nexus can give you just about everything you want! So I got my spiffy couch -" and it is spiffy, a nice flattering light blue rather than red velvet. "And lots of hypervodka..."

He admires the sashaying...very niiice!

"Why thank you! I've always been complimented on my knowledge of shoes." He pats his boots lovingly.
5th-Jun-2009 03:22 am (UTC)
She flops back down onto the couch next to him with a grin. It IS a nice couch and...

"HYPERvodka? Okay THAT I've got to try." she tilts her head admiringly. "And those are pretty awesome boots."
5th-Jun-2009 03:37 am (UTC)
John's eyes light up, since it's one of his personal missions to spread the love of hypervodka throughout the multiverse.

Toni's one of the few who have eagerly volunteered for a go.

Sitting back on his couch he reaches underneath and produces a bottle.

"Fineset booze you'll ever taste...well...eventually, burns a bit first go." He holds it out to her. "Probably don't want to drink too much either...wouldn't want you tottering out of those heels."
5th-Jun-2009 04:37 am (UTC)
Toni smirks, then LAUGHS.

"Oh honey, it takes so much more than a few drinks to make me totter in heels. I promise you, I'm seasoned." She gropes about under the couch, wondering if she can pull of the magical 'nexus gives me shit' trick too and comes up with - lo and behold - her very favourite tumbler! Sweet!

She holds out her glass with a grin. "Hit me. Ah... my name's Toni by the way."
5th-Jun-2009 05:04 am (UTC)
John chuckles. "Just thought I'd give you a warning...a couple of other people who've tried it could have used one."

When she holds out her glass, he unscrews the cap of the bottle and pours a generous portion in.

"Captain John Hart," he grins.
5th-Jun-2009 05:21 am (UTC)
"Natasha Stark, but everyone I bother with calls me Toni so."

She brings the full glass to her lips, smells it just a little, then takes a solid mouthful of the stuff. He's not kidding, it's INTENSE, but not enough to do more than make her eyes water.

"Oh... oh WOW. You weren't kidding. ... this stuff is awesome!"
5th-Jun-2009 06:07 am (UTC)
"Well, Toni's cute," John chuckles. "I'm a fan of cute names.

He cheers at her glowing praise then takes a swig from the bottle.

"Hits the spot, doesn't it?"

5th-Jun-2009 06:25 am (UTC)
The smiles she gives him is absolutely cute too.

"Well thanks. Beats being called 'Nat' or something."

She takes another swallow of the vodka, signing appreciatively. "Mmmm, definetely. Do they make hyperscotch too? Possibly hyperrum?"
5th-Jun-2009 08:12 am (UTC)
It is, it is!

"Or Tash...hee sounds like a sneeze," John giggles.

He tilts his head thoughtfully at her question. "Hmmm...actually, I don't think so...I'm not really sure, you know...never heard of it though. But hey! You don't really need it with this stuff!" He toasts her with the bottle.
5th-Jun-2009 04:13 pm (UTC)
Toni makes a face over 'Tash' - "Oh jesus, I'm pretty sure I punched a dude for calling me that in college." - then she finishes off her drink and holds her empty glass out for more.

"Hit me. Note to self, invent hyperscotch... So what are you the Captain of John?"
6th-Jun-2009 01:44 am (UTC)
"Well, not the face," John chuckes and gives her a wink.

He'll Fill up her glass again and smile at the question. "Cons...since I'm not a captain of anything." He laughs.
7th-Jun-2009 06:17 am (UTC)
"Aww." Toni pouts a bit, sipping at her second glass a touch slower. "Not of anything? Not even Captain of your own couch? That's sad."
7th-Jun-2009 06:26 am (UTC)
John giggles. "Well, I'm captain of this of course," he pats the arm of it. "And hey, I flew spaceship, thanks, I'm totally a captain!"
3rd-Jun-2009 11:54 pm (UTC)
"..Why do you come here when you've got a room at home, John? I got double whammied by a TruthLOL for like a month. Worst thing that ever happened to me."
4th-Jun-2009 01:09 am (UTC)
"Hey, Cassie," John gives her a wave and grin, then looks embarrassed. "Slipped my mind."

He sits up and moves over to give her room to sit. "Oh yeah the one I can't remember. I bet it sucked. How did that happen anyway."
4th-Jun-2009 07:06 am (UTC)
I was turned into a plastic Barbie doll once. You know, 12 inches tall, big plastic boobs, no genitals. At least I could talk and move and I was wearing a lovely leatherette motorcycle woman outfit. Fortunately, it didn't last long.
I forget how I got that LOL.
4th-Jun-2009 07:56 am (UTC)
Amazingly Barbie or something like her is still around in the 51st century, so John cracks up at the imagery.

"No really, I feel for you," he wipes away a tear. "I was a lego man not too long ago. But hey! How you going? Haven't seen you in ages!"
4th-Jun-2009 03:46 pm (UTC)
At least I was still a redhead, and I played some hilarious pranks on people. Were you a wee Lego man?

I'm good. Warmer weather means people go outside more and want security with them, which is a boring facet of my job but I manage to keep myself entertained.
4th-Jun-2009 09:54 pm (UTC)
John pouts and nods. "A very wee lego man," he holds his forefinger and thumb about an inch apart to demonstrate. "I couldn't even get to my guns! It sucked!"

He leans back on his couch. "Yeah warmer weather is fun as long as you don't have to do anything."
5th-Jun-2009 12:31 am (UTC)
That is very wee.

It's very difficult to get people to pay you to do nothing. My team leader is better at that than I am.
5th-Jun-2009 12:51 am (UTC)
John grins, usually he doesn't care for being described as wee, but since Joan, J and eventually Jack all ended up being the same size he thinks it's quite funny.

"Ah yes, Team Leaders...one wonders how they get to that level when all they seem to do is goof off."

And he should know, he was one once...Time Agency got quite desperate.

"But what sort of tricks did Barbie Schu play?"
5th-Jun-2009 06:37 am (UTC)
That's how they become team leaders, I guess. ::Did John learn the secret?::

Lots of different fun things!
5th-Jun-2009 08:09 am (UTC)
"Well, I got to be one for about two weeks, it was great! Then I got screwed..." Well, of course he did, he got sent to Murder Rehab.

"Oooo, weren't you a busy so and so! How long did it last for?"
5th-Jun-2009 08:13 am (UTC)
Of course. ::Society is prejudiced against murderers!::

Only about three days. Which might have been good for the sanity of everyone around me.
5th-Jun-2009 08:25 am (UTC)
"THREE days! Goddesses! You're better than me! I was going insane after half an hour...but then not as much fun can be had as a wee little lego man."

John leans back on the couch. "Any other LOLs out there? I've got a friend who was apparently given a whole new lame personality by one," he raises an eyebrow. "I shudder to think."
5th-Jun-2009 08:31 am (UTC)
I was a catboy for three weeks once, but it gave me such lovely soft ears and a long, fluffy, glorious tail. The sharp teeth and claws were a bit harder to deal with. Still, it intrigued the hell out of people, and the base of my tail turned out to be a whole new erogenous zone, so I got happily laid frequently over those weeks. Nagi was actually somewhat unhappy when I returned to normal.

While I was LOL'd one guy was LOL'd into being irresistable to felines, so I was a bit obsessed with him for a while, not that he shared the attraction. ::smiles::
5th-Jun-2009 09:15 am (UTC)
"Ooo, catboy! Sounds hot!" That gets John sitting up again. "Tails are so handy! Not that I've ever had one...but a partner of mine did. And sexy as anything!"

He giggles at the irrestible to feline LOL'd guy. "Poor bastard...hope he didn't go down any alleyways."
5th-Jun-2009 09:20 pm (UTC)
Mine was so soft, pretty, and expressive. I also used it to tease the hell out of people. Very sexy.

At the time there was a kid in the Nexus who came from a reality where kids had cat ears and tails until their first sexual encounter--yeah, really--and virgin him was nearby too and shared my fascination. It was pretty funny.
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