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4th-Jul-2009 06:32 pm
b - conquer and devour
Brody was Nexus-napped, and he is quite annoyed about it. Not that it matters, since he just got stood up anyway--he barely looks like Brody, considering he is a) female (that is a LOL, one that he does on purpose), and b) actually reasonably dressed. Well. 'Reasonably'. The clothes he's wearing are designer (BCBG, Alexander McQueen, Stella McCartney), the make-up is actually subtle (smokey eyes instead of panda eyes), he's taken all the piercings out...

Still Brody's scent. Still Brody's fashion sense--pants are optional and it counts as a dress if it covers your crotch at least half the time. Still Brody's scars. He REALLY didn't want to wind up in the Nexus dressed like this because it is made painfully obvious how thin he is, but life's not fair, blah blah blah.

He's taking advantage of his awkward, restless, upset energy to do something constructive, i.e. grilling burgers because fuck y'all it's the 4th where he's from and IF YOU DON'T LOVE AMERICA YOU ARE A TERRORIST. "Why does water need nutrients? Or fruit? It's WATER. If it has fruit in it, it ain't water. Am I right?" HE'S RIGHT. B|

"Someone come eat these, I don't want them."
5th-Jul-2009 01:42 am (UTC)
"Of course water has fruit in it. Where else would I live, Silly Billy?"
5th-Jul-2009 01:48 am (UTC)
"If water is fruit, then it stands to reason that it is fruit, not water. THIS IS LOGIC." ... Brody.
5th-Jul-2009 01:47 am (UTC)
Well, hello, pretty (severely underfed) lady with burgers. Jason loves you.

"I can have as many as I want?" He does appear to be one of the first. >_>
5th-Jul-2009 01:49 am (UTC)
"I'm going to keep making them until my bloodlust is satisfied." This is a lie. He's vaguely upset, not, like, BLINDINGLY ENRAGED. "So if you don't eat 'em they're just gonna go to waste."
5th-Jul-2009 01:55 am (UTC)
"I'm going to love you for the rest of my life," he says, sincerely, and takes four on a convenient little plate. Soon they will drown in cheese. "I'm Jason, it's a pleasure to eat all of your food."
5th-Jul-2009 01:53 am (UTC) - feel free to donate B's surface thoughts to my charitable cause
Gliding by like some kind of long-coated wraith and/or fairy, Mantis does a perfect, textbook double-take. Then he stops, right there, hovering, and stares.

"What is going on."

There was no tonal upswing, so no, you don't get a question mark.
5th-Jul-2009 02:00 am (UTC)
Jackass, wasting my fucking time. Fuck, I needed that fucking money. Where the fuck am I gonna get five grand? Brody's thoughts are filthy, someone wash his brain out with soap.

"I refuse to believe this is the weirdest thing you've seen today in the Nexus." Brody is cranky.
5th-Jul-2009 01:55 am (UTC)
"You eat those burgers before the fucking wind blows you away, pretty princess."

Your lack of penis does not fool Harvestman, Brody. In fact, he will dig through that dirty dufflebag around one shoulder and pull out a sparkly dollar store tiara. Just for you.
5th-Jul-2009 02:04 am (UTC)
"I don't eat meat," it reminds me of people, he doesn't say .............. out loud.

THWARTED. He makes a face--some people don't recognize him, some people do. He basically looks the same anyway, just a little differently proportioned. He eyedarts, then accepts the tiara with GRAVE DIGNITY. It is the crowning touch on his EXPENSIVE TART look, apparently.
5th-Jul-2009 02:14 am (UTC)
"Hey Brody!" John waves, hasn't seen the guy for a while...actually, it's a bit of a miracle that he's managed to recognise him, but John's good at that sort of stuff.

He's not sure about the water question, but those hamburgers look rather delicious!

"Sure, serve one up!" He raises an eyebrow. "Although, you might andt to eat something...you're looking a little...slim..."

5th-Jul-2009 02:32 am (UTC)
Brody chooses to ignore the comment about his weight, because it's incredibly rude (not that anyone thinks so, or... they wouldn't say it) and he doesn't want to have that argument. "Sure. Cheese?"
5th-Jul-2009 02:36 am (UTC)
No-one's ever accused John of social tact, so it's kind of expected.

"Sure!" He looks Brody over again. "So, what's with the outfit? Doesn't really look appropriate for a barbeque." Says the man in the Napolenic war era red coat!
5th-Jul-2009 02:29 am (UTC)
Rose is escaping the craziness of the family get-together for a few hours herself and for once is actually wearing a slightly frilly, floaty, summer dress that makes her uncomfortable beyond all belief. Because Emma Frost made her. It is probably also designer (D&G or de la Renta), not that she would know. Brody looks like what Rose imagines people in Los Angeles look like on a daily basis, but he's cooking burgers and a 4th of July can't have enough burgers. Especially if they are free for the nomming.

"Because people who only eat shit food need to get their nutrients from somewhere. But, like, 90% of juice is water anyways so. Can I have one?"

A few seconds late: "Please?"
5th-Jul-2009 02:46 am (UTC)
"But then it's juice, not water. Water is just... water. H2... whatever. If you add something else it's not water. It's juice!" THIS IS UPSETTING OKAY, you can't go changing the definition of things. Next thing you know, PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET!

He gives her a burger. Because, you know. He's not bogarting the burgers. He doesn't even want to eat them.
5th-Jul-2009 02:57 am (UTC)
"That's my point." And now that she has a burger, she points with it. Just in general.

"If they add fruit to water, it's just juice. But it's not like tap water is just water, there's all kinds of shit in it. Like Chlorine. But we still call it water."

She says this like she's some sort of Chem geek, but really she just knows because dad makes her pay attention to things like the hardness of the water in their well. She agrees with him in principle, even, she just likes arguing.
5th-Jul-2009 03:21 am (UTC)
Water is in almost everything, so lots of things end up in water.
5th-Jul-2009 03:26 am (UTC)
"My point stands. It's water. It don't need vitamins and nutrients and fruit and shit in it. We call water with fruit 'juice'."
5th-Jul-2009 03:28 am (UTC)
Unless it's not real fruit but "fruit" flavoring. Anyway, whether it can be considered juice or water with some juice in it probably depends on how much fruit. And you'd be surprised how many minerals and nutrients can come in just regular water without human intervention.
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5th-Jul-2009 10:37 pm (UTC)
Brody is determinedly not caring about what people think about him, because if he cares he's going to turn into a neurotic mess. He grills burgers, poutingly.
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5th-Jul-2009 06:22 pm (UTC)
"I think it's to justify the outrageous prices they charge for water. It's more per gallon than gas, after all. And no, it's not water once you put fruit in it. It's juice."

Metody is dressed in obnoxiously bright clothing, short sleeves and shorts showing off his green leaf tattoos. He takes Brody's clothing calmly, because it reminds him of home.

He's also surrounded by large, Hawaiian print frogs. They're more interested in jumping on each other than in harassing Brody.
5th-Jul-2009 10:47 pm (UTC)
"That's what I'm sayin'. Water with fruit in it? Juice. Water that tastes like fruit? Watery juice. Nabisco or whatever can suck deez nuts."

He is a classy and distinguished lady, clearly.
6th-Jul-2009 03:51 pm (UTC)
He just ignores the crassness. He's got practice. "...Nabisco makes juice?" That was a new one.

Metody eyes a hamburger thoughtfully, trying to decide if it would be a realy awful thing to wander off his diet a little. He was hungry (these days, he's always hungry) and look, they're right there, and the hamburgers would be so sad if they went to waste...
6th-Jul-2009 07:17 am (UTC)
"I don't know. People are strange."

Oh, that's her answer to everything. Only actually it is, so.

"I'll take a burger. Don't s'pose you have any cheese?"
6th-Jul-2009 07:22 am (UTC)
"Only AMERICAN cheese. Because this is AMERICA's Independence Day. For AMERICA."

He's joking, but this is pretty much how his father actually thought. He gives her a cheeseburger.
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